OSLOFASHION

Got Pepto Bismol?

2011-11-30T13:57:00.002+01:00

Pink threw up all over this MoN fragrance launch...

Mrs. Pigalopp was out and about - as usual dressed to kill as she's representing the fashion editors of the world...

this is why (umph) I need a great big shot of (umph) Pepto Bismol...acid reflux is no joke, y'all!

Rock on!

2011-11-26T12:50:00.001+01:00

never grow old!

a hairy situation

2011-11-23T13:23:00.003+01:00

sometimes a visit to the hairdresser will crack me up.

Classic Psigny

2011-11-20T21:18:00.002+01:00

aaah, it's always a pleasure to revisit this segment...

caught in a Versace time warp

2011-11-17T13:18:00.007+01:00

I think there's a reason why this tragic collection never made it to Milan's fashion week...

Noooo, this isn't too much at all, guys! I can't wait to see all the gay twinks (and mr. Mubashir) running around in this - it'll definitely put more than a smile on my face!

But if there's one person who will go apeshit over this, it's the former singing sensation (hahahahahahaaaaa!!!, I'm KILLING myself!) Bambee! Check this out: http://tv2.no/video/?progId=256494

The Noble Nobel Committee?

2011-11-17T13:05:00.002+01:00

yeah...they sure know how to dress for the occation. One of them makes me want to belt out "Lady Marmalade" - can you guess who?

Merry Christmas, bitches!

2010-12-14T16:20:00.004+01:00

it's wintertime!

2010-12-14T16:13:00.003+01:00

our favorite man in tights is out and about again...
And posing for us - what a treat!!

nobel gala dinner

2010-12-13T15:13:00.004+01:00

WHOOOOOA!!!

Hello, Boobies!! Love it!

it's a miracle she got to the party
after nearly being chocked to death...

oy vey, check out the magical sheer detailing in her dress.
methinks Pia Haraldsen may have had something to do with this...

oooh, the grim reality of Norway's politicians:
wipe the grin off your face, missy - you really should be weeping.

nope...you still look like shite.
Just in a tight dress.

Pics: Glenn Svendsen/STELLA PICTURES

planecrash ahoi

2010-12-03T13:35:00.001+01:00

I most likely would've refused her to check in for the flight.
Then again, she's in line for Ryan Air...

men who look like lesbians pt. 1

2010-11-30T18:30:00.002+01:00

and you will have me believe that this
is being bombarded with offers from women?
Is the the tooth jewelry? The golden locks?

what's happening with the world!?

It doesn't suit you

2010-11-30T18:20:00.003+01:00

"what doesn't?", you might say.

But the answer is simple: "Anything."
Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
Pudderkvastrabagast is just a drab affair.
Never have I been so bored in my life.
I think I'll just go home and pull out my fingernails instead.
I suggest you do the same.

back to the 70s

2010-10-13T15:50:00.002+02:00

The recent premiere of Inger Lise hjerter 70-tallet
made some people crawl out when they clearly shouldn't have:

FYI: there is a difference between 70's chic
and the homeless hobo look. so sad.

look at me - I'm fun!!
I have my hooker boots on!

some man in drag tried to make camel toe fashionable.
(you might wanna try something called "tucking")

sometimes

2010-08-26T16:18:00.004+02:00

people do highly unnecessary things.
-it kinda hurts a little bit - and not in that good way...

(pic: Paul Weaver / www.side2.no)

(aaaand as his 30th birthday is coming up,

we got an email from this party animal requesting we do a portrait of him.

or if we knew of any magazine or newspaper which could be interested.

Focus: How he reached 30 by Still Point Therapy,

how he's finally found love, reached his goals, and his relationships

with his sparring partners Daniel, Mia, Henriette and Camilla.

Please, if you know anyone interested in doing an article, contact him asap!)

it's been a while

2010-08-08T14:41:00.003+02:00

...so I just felt it was time to bring Signy back.
see, you can look fab having just fallen out of bed!
as long as you've got Chanel as a crutch.

showing some class

2010-08-04T08:33:00.003+02:00

ah, this is just too delicious!
Pia is now a real Designer.
does she realize she's designing clothes
for mid-range prostitutes..?

No doubt this'll be a laugh out loud moment
at the upcoming Oslo Fashion Week!

showing your ass at parties will always be in vogue

velour, Pia? seriously..?
exactly what era sexy are you trying to bring back..?

I'm flattered...

2010-08-02T14:19:00.005+02:00

being named The Celebrities Worst Fear,
but honestly, I hope they have more important things to worry about.
But perhaps not.

And it's simply not true that I lashed out at Märtha...

THIS is lashing out:

I really wish she had the balls...

Her daughter Emmangelica Tallulleah
had learned to knit at this stage
and surprised her on Mother's Day...so cute!

After the wedding
she did the chicken dance

fleece is simply appropriate for any occation.
no need for a purse
when the hat has room for all your essentials.

Just a little thing I threw on.
Literally.

why does this remind me of the witch
in Ivo Caprino's The Fox's Widow?

The fact that Wenche Lyche still works
keeps me up at night

yeah, adding a belt really helps...

wax on, wax off

2010-07-24T14:02:00.005+02:00

The Karate Kid premiere

Per Heimly is the new spokesperson
for Wella Shampoo

Signy came dressed to the teeth
and looked like a million bucks!

Whats-his-face and his daughter - sorry: girlfriend!
Another contender for the Mr. Midlife Crisis Awards.

Oh. Dear. God.
Floral... Not. For. You.

I'm tall. He's short.
But we match, so it's ok.
He likes to wear my heels around the house.
I let him.

sigh

2010-07-19T12:39:00.002+02:00

If you're older than 24 months and wearing this shit,
you might as well just put on a diaper.
Then I'd respect you!

Sexless in the City

2010-06-03T12:24:00.002+02:00

The STARS really outdid themselves
at the premiere of Sex & The City 2.
Oh goody!

Pia Tjelta went back to the 80's.
Was Vanessa Rudjord airing out her unmentionables
due to an unfortunate yeast infection?
(don't know who the pregnant older lady to the left is)

Lene Alexandra & hubby took some time off
from running Larkollen Camping

her new book is entitled
"How to Spiral Downwards
Without Acknowledging It"

Yikes! Björk's Oscar dress
was so much better than this.
(oh! Is that a Louis Vuitton bag??)

"busy girl on the go"
turned "bath towel girl"

Gladiator look? Really??
(or could it be blood-sucking aliens attached?
now THAT would've been fun!)

some former nanny
got her boobs out. again.

ooouch!! my eyes, my eeeeyes!!!

and then the common folk...

2010-06-03T12:15:00.003+02:00

thankfully all the Z-listers
came out in full force, too...

hola, senorita!

expecting lift-off as soon as the wind picks up

adding any kind of comment
would just be too evil...
(and I wouldn't know where to even start)

What to wear to the SATC2 premiere?
...not a potato sack, honey.

oomph...

2010-05-22T13:02:00.002+02:00

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

Hell Hotel

2010-05-22T12:55:00.003+02:00

how I love it when white trash go out to play.
Let me count the ways...

no no, the wig doesn't make you look like a porn star at all...

how to make teeth jewelry look like a cavity

short in front for easy access.

what - Mira was there??

(pic: Paul Weaver / www.side2.no)

the morons

2010-05-16T22:11:00.002+02:00

I'd rather gnaw off my own feet and eat them raw
than watch these idiots on TV.

the weather girl

2010-05-15T12:16:00.001+02:00

obviously going windsurfing later.
(or is one boob smaller & needs help?)

aaand repeat

2010-05-15T12:11:00.002+02:00

"artist" marianne aulie at Gullruten.
yeah, we get it now: you LOVE these dresses.
- or do you own only two??

spring is here!

2010-05-03T13:21:00.001+02:00

...so we're donning some fierce & flowery tights
to our faux Issey Miyake outfit.

woof!

2010-04-11T14:42:00.002+02:00

this kinda speaks for itself, methinks...

window shopping

2010-04-11T14:40:00.001+02:00

...I'm not quite sure how a suit would improve this look...

even more spellemann...

2010-03-07T12:19:00.003+01:00

now, who's the furry little lady

with the cameltoe?

seems someone left the house

more than a little confused yesterday evening...

lay off the pills, mr!!

"honey, i am so proud of you

for wearing my curtains."

He's not the cowardly lion, that's for sure.

I'm all for letting your kids dress themselves,

it makes the world "funner",

but what's with the penis handbag??

"my arms fell asleep on the way over here"

"I think I just had a small stroke"

best dressed??

2010-03-07T12:11:00.002+01:00

but I'm actually going to say something nice,

so hold on to your horses!

samsaya is always great,

and I love the Lydverket "tattoo"!

Help save the best thing on television here

bertine zetlitz in batlak & selvig:

no doubt the best dressed of the evening!

see...I can be nice, too.

(just don't get used to it)

yay - spellemann!

2010-03-07T00:05:00.003+01:00

oh happy day,

the spellemann awards never fail to delight!

I'm completely convinced:

she's not making music anymore,

but pursuing her career as a dominatrix.

sadly, maya ended up looking like
the doll toilet roll holder in my grandma's bathroom

oh, lilyjets...

even matching outfits doesn't work for you.

looking forward to your next outing!

moods of norway

2010-02-27T13:09:00.002+01:00

a show for rednecks and hillbillies...
I mean, Wig Wam!? Come on!!

stealing shamelessly from Thierry Mugler,
even a Emma Sjögren model lookalike,
yet lightyears away from being as stylish!

will we ever see a MoN show without the saaaaame plaid suits..?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oslo Fashion Week

2010-02-27T12:50:00.006+01:00

thank god - it's over!
luckily I missed the whole drab affair this time,
so thanks to side2.no for pics...

did you forget your batons at home, girls..?

Tone Whatsherface
in a dress made from leftover material
from her lovah's custom made bed.

can someone please explain
just why Lilyjest keep getting an invite?
(at least it stops them from making muzak...)

wow! how'd you get out of the uniform jacket??

I'm laughing because I have ridiculous gloves on.

catwoman decided to make an appearance

I just love letha..
and yes, I let my pubes grow out - aren't they fab?

All dressed up

2010-01-24T22:54:00.001+01:00

and busting out

I know

2009-12-01T22:52:00.001+01:00

it's xmas, but this is ridiculous. Get a grip, elf!

grease is the word

2009-10-31T21:52:00.001+01:00

one of the Pink Ladies, 2009 style.

aaaw, hairloss...

2009-10-11T16:35:00.003+02:00

if the bandana gets any wider

you'll look like a 50's cleaning lady.

sometimes short is better...

lady in red

2009-09-23T15:17:00.001+02:00

Ya, you got a whole lotta hotness goin' on, lady!

au naturel?? mon dieu!

2009-09-17T12:51:00.004+02:00

Just because you're...

...stuck in Kongo like Tjostolv Moland and Joshua French...

...or got only 184 votes for your nationalist ass-party,

like loser Øivind Heian,

these horrendous displays of hair growth

simply cannot be justified.

(Jan Thomas: Fancy a trip to Kongo?)

pre election days

2009-09-11T13:21:00.006+02:00

In these pre-election days,

it's only fitting to do a politician...

Siv Jensen is a politician.

(No, not a lesbian. Not when she's sober, anyway)

She's heavily into fashion

and brings out her femme side every now and then.

Please, if I were a lesbian

- then what am I doing in a sausage factory?

making sure the deaf and hard of hearing will get the message

from her imaginary pregnancy stage

It's totally like, who doesn't look good in pink! You know?

she kinda looks convincing as a girl in this pic!

"it's my dream to be on Dancing with the Stars

and I just adore Cher!"

"...then I just stick out my tongue and..."

hold it!

2009-09-08T16:08:00.004+02:00

"should I go as a soldier from the civil war

or as a Rockette? I know, I'll combine the two! Fi-erce!"

da dawg

2009-09-06T18:33:00.005+02:00

I'm smiling 'cause I have no underwear on.

or brains.

hi 5

2009-09-06T18:30:00.001+02:00

"let's go for black, otherwise we'll look like complete ponces"

what the elf??

2009-09-03T10:47:00.004+02:00

at fam irvolls show at OFW

people were asked to come dressed inspired by sailors.

this was dog mira craig's getup.

her excuse? "I misunderstood!"

some people are just too desperate for attention.

shame you can't see the wings on her back.

and lose the stoopid glasses - or get actual glasses in the frame...

i pity yo', fool!

eat me

2009-09-03T10:36:00.003+02:00

aulie in the other of her two dresses.

her career must be going well.

and would you really eat

anything these two grease monkeys served up??

workin' it

2009-08-31T13:40:00.002+02:00

people who work out rock!

no wire hangers!

2009-08-24T16:39:00.002+02:00

ol' crazy eyes is looking more and more like Faye Dunaway, non?

(It could have been flattering

had I not been talking about the Faye of today...)

TV2 launch

2009-08-22T11:48:00.004+02:00

you go, girl!

you go far, far away...

TSH's Armani rip-off

made this weather-girl look like an oversized

polkagris.

the nymph

2009-08-17T21:17:00.003+02:00

sometimes, when going for a swim,

you might want to consider going commando...

just a thought.

balloon mood

2009-08-16T14:50:00.002+02:00

the plaid suit? again?? really???

but good choice bringing

a helium ballon as you date!

some reality gurrl

2009-08-16T14:41:00.002+02:00

I love that even in Norway you find white trash.

in spandex, lace and artsy fingernails.

some people should have a cock in their mouths

at all times.

(yes, of course I meant the bird!)

yaaawn...

2009-08-16T14:28:00.002+02:00

yeah, yeah yeah - we get it:

you're just sooo cuhraaazy!

we love psigny

2009-08-16T14:10:00.003+02:00

we love her and her recyclables.

this must be one of her absolute favorite garments.

suitable for every occation,

worn to every event.

now, this is just fun!

not afraid to experiment with colors and styles,

she went all out with this ensemble!

at the moods of norway show,

psigny went for frills!

Stop it, girlfriend - you're killing us with your glamour!

and at the opening, she was an absolute dream.

we could lose ourselves in that azure bosom of hers.

(sadly, that place is taken - she enjoys the chocolate love)

Love the Marc J. shoes - from quite a few seasons back...

coco reborn!

2009-08-16T14:01:00.003+02:00

according to our fashion forward expert,

tyre salesman tommy sharif,

pizzaface jenny skavlan is the new coco chanel.

wow, what a compliment!

and coming from this snappy dresser, it must be true!

(or, he could just be horny)

here she is: always a class act.

not much to say, really.

the model on top says it all, poor sap.

Oslo Fashion Week

2009-08-16T13:52:00.004+02:00

perhaps choosing clothes to minimize

the great garlic head would be good?

...or just come as a (re)tired drag queen.

someone seem to have lost it...

and no, I'm not talking weight.

petter stordalen should rejoice!

another contender for the title

"mr. midlife crisis" appeared during OFW.

pippi

2009-07-31T15:14:00.002+02:00

you'd better turn around and tell me you're a ninja or something,

'cause this ain't a good look for you, mista sista...

perhaps...

2009-07-31T15:07:00.002+02:00

...this is a sign that heels aren't quite your thing..?

oslo live

2009-07-04T22:10:00.001+02:00

I'm sorry, but no.

what did you think?

2009-06-17T22:33:00.002+02:00

...that you'd be safe wearing underwear in your own home??

(click to enlarge)

dis(s)

2009-06-17T22:27:00.003+02:00

aulie the "artist" displaying her new thing: bodypaint

international man of style and decadence: aune sand

(yes, those are champagne"glasses")

holy comb over!

2009-06-04T22:51:00.001+02:00

might be time for a shave, mr...

game night

2009-06-04T19:32:00.001+02:00

dressed for success (in yahtzee) at oslo mekaniske

marthe's vintage sham

2009-06-02T17:18:00.003+02:00

as if she's off to London on treasure hunts...

you could either buy the stuff overpriced at Koma,

or just get your ass over to Grünerløkka

and Velouria Vintage

where she gets the good stuff.

(by the way, who made the horrible sign??)

animalady

2009-05-29T00:27:00.003+02:00

pull it up, pull it tight. run like a gazelle.

psst!

2009-05-26T16:48:00.003+02:00

bikini season's so close you can smell it,

so time to lose those bingo wings

and do some serious weight lifting!

the body

2009-05-25T18:30:00.002+02:00

today I want to educate my surroundings.

I will put on my skeleton t-shirt.

It goes so well with my purse.

more petter

2009-05-24T17:42:00.003+02:00

for the farris opening, petter had his kimono altered

the two lovely twins were there, too

the one to the right is three minutes older than her sister.

petter's gladiolas

2009-05-18T19:14:00.002+02:00

are. you. fucking. serious. shorty?

nice potatosack.
goes well with the sneakers.
moron.

some people you just know
would've been killed off in the first fight...

Gullruten 2009

2009-05-10T15:27:00.005+02:00

at the after party,

she got tangled up in the bathroom doorhandle

and unfortunately got strangled to death.

isn't it funny

how the vulgarity seems to be growing

at the same rate as her belly?

guri: enough with the legs! we've all seen your..
and wouldn't you say
this is the face of a man who just got laid?

By someone half his age?

(we can't wait for the kiss-and-tell article)

at home, I just dip her in water

and slide her around the floor.

It's clean in no time!

I love multi-use dresses.

D'oh(rte)

2009-05-10T15:22:00.003+02:00

yeah...what to do with chiffon leftovers?

We'll give her a Quasimodo makeover!

this is just wrong - on so many levels.

loving the camel toe.

love spring!

2009-04-21T16:56:00.001+02:00

remember when it was really cold?

...her chihuahuas sure don't...

...one month later

2009-04-21T16:53:00.002+02:00

so, after a short stint in rehab (so glamorous, I know!!)

I'm back...

Remember, rehab is for quitters.

some magazine launch

2009-03-25T14:10:00.002+01:00

unfortunately I was too drunk

to remember what magazine it was,

but I'm sure it's really really good...

after all, it was a launch party,

so some poor sap got to unwrap this

"OMG, ur rite! Grls dont go 4 the hair..."

living art

2009-03-02T20:12:00.002+01:00

nothing makes me happier

than seeing preppy people wearing art.

bad art.

and she had the balls to sign it, too!

bøtter flies

2009-02-21T21:40:00.002+01:00

"time to wake opp, don no what to wear.

do my make opp, then I brush my hair.

you're the føs thing as I pain my nail"

you said it, missy - pain indeed!

look into my...coat

2009-02-17T16:20:00.006+01:00

after having stared at this coat for the better part of the evening, it took only one beer to get me drunk and my vertigo came into full effect.

mgp

2009-02-08T10:42:00.002+01:00

dear mr. stylist,

when using fetish gear like latex,

it is supposed to fit.

and is her dress riding up in the back

because she's just come from the toilet..?

the song was a boring as her dress.

let's hope it doesn't affect the baby...

17 year old sex-kittens from the waist down,
40 year old virgins from the waist up.

just another potato-sack.

(and no, you're not diana ross)

jesus christ,

what the hell just exploded?

and what's up with the victorian-style hips??

velvet days

2009-02-08T10:35:00.004+01:00

why velvet's manager thinks it's a good idea

to lie about their age, is beyond me.

I would've gone the other way

to say they're all in their fifties...

anything's possible

2009-02-05T09:40:00.002+01:00

it is with great pleasure I announce

that pigs can, in fact, fly.

here, author åsne seierstad

in her glorious gown

as she receives the "Walk in Style" award

at Copenhagen's Fashion week.

below, a few of her outfits

that have made her such an icon of style:

ari

2009-02-01T11:15:00.003+01:00

Suck it!

costume awards

2009-02-01T10:51:00.003+01:00

After hours and hours

of planning, sowing and fitting,

they finally achieved the look they were after:

a cross between a hooker and a christmas present.

pizzachick came dressed as a Rockette,

ready to do some high kicks.

Sadly, all the practice at home

had left her cross-eyed.

Good thing you had the cake on your head,

otherwise this would've been a disaster.

amazing the things you can do

with a tablecloth from IKEA...when you're drunk.

someone channeled Michael Jackson ("I'm Baaad!"),

while others had been taking fashion tips

from Aretha Franklin...

(That brain must be special

since you wrapped it...who's it for?)

more awesomeness

2009-01-26T20:33:00.002+01:00

if you're going for the dominatrix-look,

do it properly, ferchrissakes!

this horrendous get-up

got top ratings from side2.no's fashion "eggspert"...

hahaha, I laugh in your face!

"hey, I want a dress that makes me look r e a l l y big,
and if I sleep until the party starts
I'll probably look well rested...right?"

ehrm...no?

"yay, I'm so cute and I get to dress up!"

"boobs out, stomach in, ass out, limp arm.

boobs out, stomach in, ass out, limp arm.

god, there's just sooooo many things to remember!!"

norway's no.1 media whore at yet another event...yaaawn.

the comeback

2009-01-25T14:53:00.004+01:00

seriously, did we really need to see all this?

what the hell is it!?? any thoughts??

I believe we need to see a stylist's head roll

-I'll provide the guillotine!

spellemann

2009-01-25T14:34:00.004+01:00

Talk about a drab and boring affair!

makes me extremely uninspired!

yet, these were the ones that stood out last night.

yeah..no.

someone give this poor lad some makeup tips!

my eyes! my eyes!!!!
warning: looking can induce vomiting

talk about drowning in animal print!
she's either a transvestite
or running one of oslo's many brothels...

oops!
the cutie pie "pulled a Donna Karan"
and missed again...

the workout

2009-01-25T14:30:00.002+01:00

workouts can be both stylish and fun!

Just slip on a robe, grap a couple of radios

and you're all set!

And if you want to treat yourself,

keep the chocolate nearby...

funkeeee!

2009-01-18T18:33:00.003+01:00

adding purple string to you hair

will draw the attention away

from hairloss and the hairdresser's appointment
you keep missing...

the sports gala 2009

2009-01-11T12:03:00.003+01:00

oh, how I just love it when sportspeople

get to play dress-up!

jesus christ, flower girl!

you would have been better off

showing up in a teletubbie costume!

...and doesn't mr. klemetsen's hand look

just like Spongebob Squarepants??

"oooh, I have just the perfect dress
to make my head look really small...
pink is girly, right?"

oslonights - the worst of the best

2009-01-09T17:37:00.005+01:00

oslonights.no made their picks for 2008...

some of which we hope never to see again:

xena, the warrior prince(ss) grabbing on tight

normally, this only applies to santa claus,
but I just feel the need to scream
"Ho Ho Ho!"

well, a suit cannot change the fact
that you're simply annoying

well, helloooo there, miss Grannypants!
waaaay too many things to say,
so I'll just go with:

"is that a dildo on your head,
or are you just happy to see me?"

is it a poodle or an afghan?

some december shit

2009-01-04T10:59:00.003+01:00

and happy new year, y'all!

henriette lien felt the need

to add a third boob...for whatever reason.

miss scarlett left the glam behind
when she came to Oslo.
tin foil and greasy hair is obviously the way to go.

well, she's never been a paragon of style,

but i just had to include this shiteous mess.

allright...

2008-12-12T14:44:00.005+01:00

after literally thousands of emails

begging me not to stop

(mixed in with some intriguing threats, which is always fun),

I might keep going for a while longer.

(I'm such a push-over, it's ridiculous!)

So, for December I leave you with a christmas angel.

Seriously, what was she thinking!?

Everyone can see that there's no way in hell

that bag would ever go with those socks...

Happy Holidays, bitches!

the end is nigh

2008-11-30T09:36:00.005+01:00

yup, good people;

this may well be one of my last, if not the last entry.
there are oh so many bloggers out there

and blogging is just sooo last June.

truth is (or is it?), Psigny paid me a lot of money to shut it down.

after I called her a tree trunk.

anyway, I may or may not get back on
- we'll see what's being worn out there

and what tickles my fancy.

So thanks for stopping by

and for your comments throughout the year, y'all!

I leave you with a local pretty boy and his hardcore friend.
men in fur and flowers...it doesn't get more manly than that!

rhythm is gonna getcha

2008-11-17T23:49:00.003+01:00

you can just smell the fish, can't you?

(doing a scale-joke would just be too easy)

this was just the perfect way
to hide the hideous
TenaLady pad...and still strap it in.

puh-lease!

2008-11-16T17:57:00.003+01:00

would you really buy a book

with fashion advice from this group??

here we have a dominatrix,

a symphonic mess in blue,

an overrated greek goddess...and a tree trunk.

life can be so depressing sometimes.

Good Grief, it's the Garlic Girls!

2008-11-10T07:22:00.003+01:00

"Look at me, look at me - I'm acting all natural!

Amish or not, I was simply born to pose!"

(pic: dagbladet)

bustin' out at hermés

2008-11-09T14:05:00.004+01:00

he's as gorgeous as ever

(I'll forgive him the jacket just 'cuz he so purdy),

psigny's tight green taffeta-wrap-thing's

holdin' her puppies at bay, but

the roots, baby, the roots!

as for the third one...who cares.

(maybe she was there for puppy rescue)

the party: yaaawn...

(pic: oslonights.no)

snow white?

2008-11-02T23:01:00.002+01:00

...or maybe her sister (as this one's obviously a drunk).
Aaaanyway,
the ice princess was spotted at this beer joint.
Thankfully, later she was mistaken for a polar bear.
By a polar bear.
we won't be seeing her again...

the pizza/fatso chick

2008-10-24T22:37:00.003+02:00

what the hell, girl - what is this?!

what made you decide to attend your premiere

as an inuit biker-waitress?

Halloween's october 31, you know.

we love leather

2008-10-17T23:41:00.001+02:00

especially when made into bat-winged jackets

with floral applications.

fleamarkets rule!

juice

2008-10-11T13:06:00.004+02:00

so...
who's annoying the hell out of cast and crew
with her diva-like tendencies on set of her latest film,
always showing up late and unprepared?
we're not naming names, but...

(the dress isn't doing her any favors either...)