allright...

after literally thousands of emails

begging me not to stop

(mixed in with some intriguing threats, which is always fun),

I might keep going for a while longer.

(I'm such a push-over, it's ridiculous!)

So, for December I leave you with a christmas angel.

Seriously, what was she thinking!?

Everyone can see that there's no way in hell

that bag would ever go with those socks...

Happy Holidays, bitches!

the end is nigh

yup, good people;

this may well be one of my last, if not the last entry.
there are oh so many bloggers out there

and blogging is just sooo last June.

truth is (or is it?), Psigny paid me a lot of money to shut it down.

after I called her a tree trunk.

anyway, I may or may not get back on
- we'll see what's being worn out there

and what tickles my fancy.

So thanks for stopping by

and for your comments throughout the year, y'all!

I leave you with a local pretty boy and his hardcore friend.
men in fur and flowers...it doesn't get more manly than that!

rhythm is gonna getcha

you can just smell the fish, can't you?

(doing a scale-joke would just be too easy)

this was just the perfect way
to hide the hideous
TenaLady pad...and still strap it in.

puh-lease!

would you really buy a book

with fashion advice from this group??

here we have a dominatrix,

a symphonic mess in blue,

an overrated greek goddess...and a tree trunk.

life can be so depressing sometimes.

Good Grief, it's the Garlic Girls!

"Look at me, look at me - I'm acting all natural!

Amish or not, I was simply born to pose!"

(pic: dagbladet)

bustin' out at hermés

he's as gorgeous as ever

(I'll forgive him the jacket just 'cuz he so purdy),

psigny's tight green taffeta-wrap-thing's

holdin' her puppies at bay, but

the roots, baby, the roots!

as for the third one...who cares.

(maybe she was there for puppy rescue)

the party: yaaawn...

(pic: oslonights.no)

snow white?

...or maybe her sister (as this one's obviously a drunk).
Aaaanyway,
the ice princess was spotted at this beer joint.
Thankfully, later she was mistaken for a polar bear.
By a polar bear.
we won't be seeing her again...

the pizza/fatso chick

what the hell, girl - what is this?!

what made you decide to attend your premiere

as an inuit biker-waitress?

Halloween's october 31, you know.

we love leather

especially when made into bat-winged jackets

with floral applications.

fleamarkets rule!

juice

so...
who's annoying the hell out of cast and crew
with her diva-like tendencies on set of her latest film,
always showing up late and unprepared?
we're not naming names, but...



(the dress isn't doing her any favors either...)

psongbird

I love my wife.

I think she looks gorgeous, I really do.

Seriously.

I mean it.

gorgeous!

Hiawatha's aunt...

...left her teepee for a sausage-hunt last week.

now in technicolor!

inspired by the liquorice sales booths

on Oslo's main street,

this funky sista went all out.

Good Golly, miss Molly!

after a longer hiatus
lawyer lady Mona Høiness longs to be back in the limelight.
seems like her sense of fashion was left behind
in the drug-infused & happy 90's...
I doubt the Bjørg & Kari-look will ever come back,
even for she-males... 

thanks oslonights

no no no.
 trying to outdo Mr. Cavalli, no doubt



heheheheheheeeeeee...
trying to mix Lestat's look with Cinderella, are we?



...my husband likes it when I dress
like I'm a six year old schoolgirl...

foxy

at the premiere of Den Siste Revejakta,
songbird Unni Wilhelmsen brought
some highly unnecessary accessory...
oy vey!

ravi

i'm just curious;
does this strange little man
have anything else to wear but this suit,
or do they have one pic they photoshop into event pics??

hammer time!

with such a severe case of hammer toes,
I'd strongly recommend other footwear.
let's face it, you're more of a Crocs-girl, anyway..

flower power

Psigny went all out at Aschehoug's garden party,
as entertainment for the other guests...
She put on her usual earpieces & her finest apron-tent
and went on to paint portraits...

makin' out

bad hair days, bed spread-skirts and the likes...

when you make a real effort like this,

who said landing a husband was hard?

R.I.P. OFW

even the simplest things went awry at OFW...

surprised?

I think not.

hole in one

overrated model Hege Golf

in her bohemianlook&extremelyflammablepolyestercaftan.

I'm not saying it's ugly, I just wish it would go

"whooosh!"

...for pure entertainment, of course.

nÅrsk's stand at OFW

attracting her target clientele,

the saucy minx!

Elle must be so proud

...just felt like featuring
Psigny again...cuz she so hawt!

Nessie

pia haraldsen is proud of her
NOK300 scottish heritage.
the person to her left is waste. 

peephole

walking proof that even credible designers

can fuck up....

this was no doubt originally meant

as underwear...

(i'd wear it...)

Underground Fashion Event

What an incredible ordeal!!

Martineminusronny, Ompa and Nårsk...

there's work to be done, and plenty of it!

Thank God we got hammered afterwards...

The one to hail at this event was by far Icily,

so check them out here

Øya

I hope you were able to breathe, baby!

...the raincoat's kinda cute, though.

Øya2

sometimes you just get depressed

and start to pray for rain...lots of it.

Eurovision or Øya?

no Mr., when you decided to put on

that sweater, you lost your right to finger me...

crocs

yeah yeah yeah, I know...he's a kid.

But, he's wearing crocs,

for crying out loud!

It's never ok - deal with it!

growing up is hard to do

how the hell could you think

borrowing your kid's vest

would improve your look, Mr?

Pom-pom Margreth

ms. Olin with some

ill-placed nipple applications.

probably leftovers from her

burlesque training class...

li'l sweet old lady

oh no, wait!

she's young!

just pretending to be old...

concert mayhem

so, before we're off to capture some undeniably great
moments - and people - at Øya,
here's a peek at some music lovers
at a recent gig:

fake tattoos made with a sharpie are all the rage

is that a sheep on your head, or are you just...a dumbass?

how to get laid?

internet has opened so many doors for dating,

some of which should be kept closed.

permanently.

love that her skirt says "kinky" -

sometimes it helps to spell it out.

good luck, grrl!

gaaahr - and a bottle of rum

let me guess;

shopping while intoxicated?

we can only hope...

living doll

seconds later her barbie-like frame collapsed.
at the ankles.
weighed down by the hair.

JT..again

we love Smuglesning.no!
Today they report that Jan Mojave Thomas is marrying
Gaute Grøtta Grav.
Ain't that the truth!

heidi-ho

yodeling and shopping while waiting for grand-papa.

perhaps the socks should've been pink?

naah...wouldn't have made any difference.