Instagram whore

So, I've been very preoccupied orally since the last post a year ago. Orally as in talking shit about our D-Listers. As I'm a busy gal on the go, I decided to get on Instagram - it's just easy.

I'll try to get back here as well, but check me out over there...

Got Pepto Bismol?

Pink threw up all over this MoN fragrance launch...


Mrs. Pigalopp was out and about - as usual dressed to kill as she's representing the fashion editors of the world...


this is why (umph) I need a great big shot of (umph) Pepto Bismol...acid reflux is no joke, y'all!

Rock on!

never grow old!

a hairy situation

sometimes a visit to the hairdresser will crack me up.

Classic Psigny

aaah, it's always a pleasure to revisit this segment...

caught in a Versace time warp

I think there's a reason why this tragic collection never made it to Milan's fashion week...




Noooo, this isn't too much at all, guys! I can't wait to see all the gay twinks (and mr. Mubashir) running around in this - it'll definitely put more than a smile on my face!

But if there's one person who will go apeshit over this, it's the former singing sensation (hahahahahahaaaaa!!!, I'm KILLING myself!) Bambee! Check this out: http://tv2.no/video/?progId=256494

The Noble Nobel Committee?

yeah...they sure know how to dress for the occation. One of them makes me want to belt out "Lady Marmalade" - can you guess who?

Merry Christmas, bitches!

it's wintertime!

our favorite man in tights is out and about again...
And posing for us - what a treat!!

nobel gala dinner

WHOOOOOA!!!

Hello, Boobies!! Love it!

it's a miracle she got to the party
after nearly being chocked to death...

oy vey, check out the magical sheer detailing in her dress.
methinks Pia Haraldsen may have had something to do with this...

oooh, the grim reality of Norway's politicians:
wipe the grin off your face, missy - you really should be weeping.

nope...you still look like shite.
Just in a tight dress.

Pics: Glenn Svendsen/STELLA PICTURES

planecrash ahoi

I most likely would've refused her to check in for the flight.
Then again, she's in line for Ryan Air...

men who look like lesbians pt. 1

and you will have me believe that this
is being bombarded with offers from women?
Is the the tooth jewelry? The golden locks?

what's happening with the world!?

It doesn't suit you

"what doesn't?", you might say.

But the answer is simple: "Anything."
Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
Pudderkvastrabagast is just a drab affair.
Never have I been so bored in my life.
I think I'll just go home and pull out my fingernails instead.
I suggest you do the same.

back to the 70s

The recent premiere of Inger Lise hjerter 70-tallet
made some people crawl out when they clearly shouldn't have:

FYI: there is a difference between 70's chic
and the homeless hobo look. so sad.

look at me - I'm fun!!
I have my hooker boots on!

some man in drag tried to make camel toe fashionable.
(you might wanna try something called "tucking")

sometimes

people do highly unnecessary things.
-it kinda hurts a little bit - and not in that good way...

(pic: Paul Weaver / www.side2.no)

(aaaand as his 30th birthday is coming up,

we got an email from this party animal requesting we do a portrait of him.

or if we knew of any magazine or newspaper which could be interested.

Focus: How he reached 30 by Still Point Therapy,

how he's finally found love, reached his goals, and his relationships

with his sparring partners Daniel, Mia, Henriette and Camilla.

Please, if you know anyone interested in doing an article, contact him asap!)

it's been a while

...so I just felt it was time to bring Signy back.
see, you can look fab having just fallen out of bed!
as long as you've got Chanel as a crutch.

showing some class

ah, this is just too delicious!
Pia is now a real Designer.
does she realize she's designing clothes
for mid-range prostitutes..?

No doubt this'll be a laugh out loud moment
at the upcoming Oslo Fashion Week!

showing your ass at parties will always be in vogue

velour, Pia? seriously..?
exactly what era sexy are you trying to bring back..?

I'm flattered...

being named The Celebrities Worst Fear,
but honestly, I hope they have more important things to worry about.
But perhaps not.

And it's simply not true that I lashed out at Märtha...

THIS is lashing out:

I really wish she had the balls...

Her daughter Emmangelica Tallulleah
had learned to knit at this stage
and surprised her on Mother's Day...so cute!

After the wedding
she did the chicken dance

fleece is simply appropriate for any occation.
no need for a purse
when the hat has room for all your essentials.

Just a little thing I threw on.
Literally.

why does this remind me of the witch
in Ivo Caprino's The Fox's Widow?

The fact that Wenche Lyche still works
keeps me up at night

yeah, adding a belt really helps...

wax on, wax off

The Karate Kid premiere

Per Heimly is the new spokesperson
for Wella Shampoo

Signy came dressed to the teeth
and looked like a million bucks!

Whats-his-face and his daughter - sorry: girlfriend!
Another contender for the Mr. Midlife Crisis Awards.

Oh. Dear. God.
Floral... Not. For. You.

I'm tall. He's short.
But we match, so it's ok.
He likes to wear my heels around the house.
I let him.

sigh

If you're older than 24 months and wearing this shit,
you might as well just put on a diaper.
Then I'd respect you!