living doll

seconds later her barbie-like frame collapsed.
at the ankles.
weighed down by the hair.

JT..again

we love Smuglesning.no!
Today they report that Jan Mojave Thomas is marrying
Gaute Grøtta Grav.
Ain't that the truth!

heidi-ho

yodeling and shopping while waiting for grand-papa.

perhaps the socks should've been pink?

naah...wouldn't have made any difference.

leatherface of hate

ignorant philosopher Nina Karin Monsen speaking out against
the gay marriage law recently.
she did not comment on her unkempt appearance,
disastrous hair, or crimes against fashion - we're so saad...

big love

The two wives of Norway's bigamist Berthelsen
went shopping dressed in their finest.
easy access is key...

new blog

if you wanna check out some of the stuff we do like,
take a look here!

goldielegs

honey, you have to face it...it's over.
it lasted for about 5 mins, so you juuuuust missed it!

paper mess

these shoes hurt like hell, so I'll stuff'em with toilet paper -
nobody'll notice...
this norwegian actress chose to suffer in order to look...
her worst.

linni meister

the scantily clad, squeaky voiced "singer" demonstrates
how to use a hoover...
did her pimp, christer falck, tell her where to stick it...?

question...

so...

which high profile married couple regularly attends a low profile 

swingers club in our wonderful little city of diversity?

we're just askin'...

jan mojave thomas

the three faces of our resident 

tabloid-stylist / porn "actor" / sugardaddy:

past, present, future.

petter petter...

the multi-millionaire and his mid-life...issues. 
he's one happy feller and a hell of a snappy dresser -
if we're lucky, his hair will soon fall out
and a ponytail will probably appear...

fingers crossed, folks!

growl...

since my hair is such a peroxide disaster, I'll
divert the attention elsewhere by putting on
clothes that don't fit...

hair...I think

sometimes it's good to drink...to forget

kd lang

the fab singer took to the stage

barefoot and dressed in a tent.

now, why would you wanna make your head so small...?

the bulldog

oh, the sweetness!

The Drunken Baron caught with his crack out...

oslo at night

earlier that night she felt like a million bucks...

little did she know she'd end up in the gutter with

her hoo-ha showing...

at the opera

warning:

going for the cool 70's denim look can

make your surroundings yawn....

how the hell is that possible!?