7/31/08

living doll


seconds later her barbie-like frame collapsed.
at the ankles.
weighed down by the hair.

7/29/08

JT..again


we love Smuglesning.no!
Today they report that Jan Mojave Thomas is marrying
Gaute Gr√łtta Grav.
Ain't that the truth!

7/28/08

heidi-ho

yodeling and shopping while waiting for grand-papa.
perhaps the socks should've been pink?
naah...wouldn't have made any difference.

7/26/08

leatherface of hate


ignorant philosopher Nina Karin Monsen speaking out against
the gay marriage law recently.
she did not comment on her unkempt appearance,
disastrous hair, or crimes against fashion - we're so saad...

big love


The two wives of Norway's bigamist Berthelsen
went shopping dressed in their finest.
easy access is key...

7/25/08

new blog

if you wanna check out some of the stuff we do like,
take a look here!

goldielegs


honey, you have to face it...it's over.
it lasted for about 5 mins, so you juuuuust missed it!

7/23/08

paper mess


these shoes hurt like hell, so I'll stuff'em with toilet paper -
nobody'll notice...
this norwegian actress chose to suffer in order to look...
her worst.

7/22/08

linni meister

question...


so...
which high profile married couple regularly attends a low profile 
swingers club in our wonderful little city of diversity?
we're just askin'...

jan mojave thomas



the three faces of our resident 
tabloid-stylist / porn "actor" / sugardaddy:
past, present, future.

7/20/08

hair...I think

sometimes it's good to drink...to forget

7/18/08

kd lang

the fab singer took to the stage
barefoot and dressed in a tent.
now, why would you wanna make your head so small...?

7/12/08

the bulldog

oh, the sweetness!
The Drunken Baron caught with his crack out...

oslo at night

earlier that night she felt like a million bucks...
little did she know she'd end up in the gutter with
her hoo-ha showing...

at the opera

warning:
going for the cool 70's denim look can
make your surroundings yawn....
how the hell is that possible!?