Just because you're...
...stuck in Kongo like Tjostolv Moland and Joshua French...
Posted by faux pas at 11:51 AM
In these pre-election days,
it's only fitting to do a politician...
Siv Jensen is a politician.
(No, not a lesbian. Not when she's sober, anyway)
She's heavily into fashion
and brings out her femme side every now and then.
Please, if I were a lesbian
- then what am I doing in a sausage factory?
making sure the deaf and hard of hearing will get the message
from her imaginary pregnancy stage
It's totally like, who doesn't look good in pink! You know?
she kinda looks convincing as a girl in this pic!
Posted by faux pas at 12:21 PM
at fam irvolls show at OFW
people were asked to come dressed inspired by sailors.
this was dog mira craig's getup.
her excuse? "I misunderstood!"
some people are just too desperate for attention.
shame you can't see the wings on her back.
and lose the stoopid glasses - or get actual glasses in the frame...
i pity yo', fool!
Posted by faux pas at 9:47 AM
we love her and her recyclables.
this must be one of her absolute favorite garments.
suitable for every occation,
worn to every event.
now, this is just fun!
not afraid to experiment with colors and styles,
she went all out with this ensemble!
at the moods of norway show,
psigny went for frills!
Stop it, girlfriend - you're killing us with your glamour!
and at the opening, she was an absolute dream.
we could lose ourselves in that azure bosom of hers.
(sadly, that place is taken - she enjoys the chocolate love)
Love the Marc J. shoes - from quite a few seasons back...
according to our fashion forward expert,
tyre salesman tommy sharif,
pizzaface jenny skavlan is the new coco chanel.
wow, what a compliment!
and coming from this snappy dresser, it must be true!
(or, he could just be horny)
here she is: always a class act.
Posted by faux pas at 1:01 PM
perhaps choosing clothes to minimize
the great garlic head would be good?
...or just come as a (re)tired drag queen.
someone seem to have lost it...
and no, I'm not talking weight.
petter stordalen should rejoice!
another contender for the title
"mr. midlife crisis" appeared during OFW.
Posted by faux pas at 12:52 PM