pre election days

In these pre-election days,

it's only fitting to do a politician...

Siv Jensen is a politician.

(No, not a lesbian. Not when she's sober, anyway)

She's heavily into fashion

and brings out her femme side every now and then.

Please, if I were a lesbian 

- then what am I doing in a sausage factory?

making sure the deaf and hard of hearing will get the message

from her imaginary pregnancy stage 

It's totally like, who doesn't look good in pink! You know?

she kinda looks convincing as a girl in this pic!

"it's my dream to be on Dancing with the Stars

and I just adore Cher!"

"...then I just stick out my tongue and..."