one of the Pink Ladies, 2009 style.
lørdag 31. oktober 2009
søndag 11. oktober 2009
aaaw, hairloss...
if the bandana gets any wideryou'll look like a 50's cleaning lady.
sometimes short is better...
onsdag 23. september 2009
torsdag 17. september 2009
au naturel?? mon dieu!
Just because you're...
...stuck in Kongo like Tjostolv Moland and Joshua French...
...or got only 184 votes for your nationalist ass-party,
like loser Øivind Heian,
these horrendous displays of hair growth
simply cannot be justified.
(Jan Thomas: Fancy a trip to Kongo?)
fredag 11. september 2009
pre election days
In these pre-election days,
it's only fitting to do a politician...
Siv Jensen is a politician.
(No, not a lesbian. Not when she's sober, anyway)
She's heavily into fashion
and brings out her femme side every now and then.
Please, if I were a lesbian
- then what am I doing in a sausage factory?
making sure the deaf and hard of hearing will get the message
from her imaginary pregnancy stage
It's totally like, who doesn't look good in pink! You know?
she kinda looks convincing as a girl in this pic!
"it's my dream to be on Dancing with the Stars
and I just adore Cher!"
"...then I just stick out my tongue and..."
tirsdag 8. september 2009
hold it!
"should I go as a soldier from the civil war
or as a Rockette? I know, I'll combine the two! Fi-erce!"
søndag 6. september 2009
torsdag 3. september 2009
what the elf??
at fam irvolls show at OFW
people were asked to come dressed inspired by sailors.
this was dog mira craig's getup.
her excuse? "I misunderstood!"
some people are just too desperate for attention.
shame you can't see the wings on her back.
and lose the stoopid glasses - or get actual glasses in the frame...
i pity yo', fool!
eat me
aulie in the other of her two dresses.
her career must be going well.
and would you really eat
anything these two grease monkeys served up??
mandag 31. august 2009
mandag 24. august 2009
no wire hangers!
ol' crazy eyes is looking more and more like Faye Dunaway, non?
(It could have been flattering
had I not been talking about the Faye of today...)
lørdag 22. august 2009
TV2 launch
you go, girl!
you go far, far away...
TSH's Armani rip-off
made this weather-girl look like an oversized
polkagris.
mandag 17. august 2009
the nymph
sometimes, when going for a swim,you might want to consider going commando...
just a thought.
søndag 16. august 2009
some reality gurrl
I love that even in Norway you find white trash.
in spandex, lace and artsy fingernails.
some people should have a cock in their mouths
at all times.
(yes, of course I meant the bird!)
we love psigny
we love her and her recyclables.
this must be one of her absolute favorite garments.
suitable for every occation,
worn to every event.
now, this is just fun!
not afraid to experiment with colors and styles,
she went all out with this ensemble!
at the moods of norway show,
psigny went for frills!
Stop it, girlfriend - you're killing us with your glamour!
and at the opening, she was an absolute dream.
we could lose ourselves in that azure bosom of hers.
(sadly, that place is taken - she enjoys the chocolate love)
Love the Marc J. shoes - from quite a few seasons back...
coco reborn!
according to our fashion forward expert,
tyre salesman tommy sharif,
pizzaface jenny skavlan is the new coco chanel.
wow, what a compliment!
and coming from this snappy dresser, it must be true!
(or, he could just be horny)
here she is: always a class act.
not much to say, really.
the model on top says it all, poor sap.
Oslo Fashion Week
perhaps choosing clothes to minimize
the great garlic head would be good?
...or just come as a (re)tired drag queen.
someone seem to have lost it...
and no, I'm not talking weight.
petter stordalen should rejoice!
another contender for the title
"mr. midlife crisis" appeared during OFW.
fredag 31. juli 2009
pippi
you'd better turn around and tell me you're a ninja or something,'cause this ain't a good look for you, mista sista...
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