lørdag 31. oktober 2009

grease is the word


one of the Pink Ladies, 2009 style.

søndag 11. oktober 2009

aaaw, hairloss...

if the bandana gets any wider
you'll look like a 50's cleaning lady.
sometimes short is better...

onsdag 23. september 2009

lady in red


Ya, you got a whole lotta hotness goin' on, lady!

torsdag 17. september 2009

au naturel?? mon dieu!

Just because you're...

...stuck in Kongo like Tjostolv Moland and Joshua French...


...or got only 184 votes for your nationalist ass-party, 
like loser Øivind Heian,
these horrendous displays of hair growth
 simply cannot be justified.
(Jan Thomas: Fancy a trip to Kongo?)

fredag 11. september 2009

pre election days

In these pre-election days,
it's only fitting to do a politician...
Siv Jensen is a politician.
(No, not a lesbian. Not when she's sober, anyway)
She's heavily into fashion
and brings out her femme side every now and then.

Please, if I were a lesbian 
- then what am I doing in a sausage factory?



making sure the deaf and hard of hearing will get the message



from her imaginary pregnancy stage 


It's totally like, who doesn't look good in pink! You know?
she kinda looks convincing as a girl in this pic!


"it's my dream to be on Dancing with the Stars
and I just adore Cher!"





"...then I just stick out my tongue and..."

tirsdag 8. september 2009

hold it!

"should I go as a soldier from the civil war
or as a Rockette? I know, I'll combine the two! Fi-erce!"

søndag 6. september 2009

da dawg

I'm smiling 'cause I have no underwear on.
or brains.

hi 5


"let's go for black, otherwise we'll look like complete ponces"

torsdag 3. september 2009

what the elf??

at fam irvolls show at OFW 
people were asked to come dressed inspired by sailors.
this was dog mira craig's getup. 
her excuse? "I misunderstood!"
some people are just too desperate for attention.
shame you can't see the wings on her back.
and lose the stoopid glasses - or get actual glasses in the frame...
i pity yo',  fool!

eat me

aulie in the other of her two dresses.
her career must be going well.
and would you really eat 
anything these two grease monkeys served up??

mandag 31. august 2009

workin' it

people who work out rock!

mandag 24. august 2009

no wire hangers!

ol' crazy eyes is looking more and more like Faye Dunaway, non?
(It could have been flattering
had I not been talking about the Faye of today...)

lørdag 22. august 2009

TV2 launch


you go, girl! 
you go far, far away...


TSH's Armani rip-off 
made this weather-girl look like an oversized
polkagris.

mandag 17. august 2009

the nymph

sometimes, when going for a swim,
you might want to consider going commando...
just a thought.

søndag 16. august 2009

balloon mood

the plaid suit? again?? really???
but good choice bringing
a helium ballon as you date!

some reality gurrl


 I love that even in Norway you find white trash.
in spandex, lace and artsy fingernails.
some people should have a cock in their mouths
at all times.
(yes, of course I meant the bird!)

yaaawn...

yeah, yeah yeah - we get it:
you're just sooo cuhraaazy!

we love psigny

we love her and her recyclables.
this must be one of her absolute favorite garments.
suitable for every occation,
worn to every event.

now, this is just fun!
not afraid to experiment with colors and styles,
she went all out with this ensemble!

at the moods of norway show,
psigny went for frills!
Stop it, girlfriend - you're killing us with your glamour!

and at the opening, she was an absolute dream.
we could lose ourselves in that azure bosom of hers.
(sadly, that place is taken - she enjoys the chocolate love)
Love the Marc J. shoes - from quite a few seasons back...

coco reborn!

according to our fashion forward expert,
tyre salesman tommy sharif, 
pizzaface jenny skavlan is the new coco chanel.
wow, what a compliment!
and coming from this snappy dresser, it must be true! 
(or, he could just be horny)

here she is: always a class act.



not much to say, really.
the model on top says it all, poor sap.

Oslo Fashion Week

perhaps choosing clothes to minimize
the great garlic head would be good?
...or just come as a (re)tired drag queen.


someone seem to have lost it...
and no, I'm not talking weight.

petter stordalen should rejoice!
another contender for the title
"mr. midlife crisis" appeared during OFW.

fredag 31. juli 2009

pippi

you'd better turn around and tell me you're a ninja or something,
'cause this ain't a good look for you, mista sista...

perhaps...



...this is a sign that heels aren't quite your thing..?