"hey, I want a dress that makes me look r e a l l y big,
and if I sleep until the party starts
I'll probably look well rested...right?"
normally, this only applies to santa claus,
but I just feel the need to scream
"Ho Ho Ho!"
well, a suit cannot change the fact
that you're simply annoying
well, helloooo there, miss Grannypants!
waaaay too many things to say,
so I'll just go with:
"is that a dildo on your head,
or are you just happy to see me?"