wax on, wax off

The Karate Kid premiere

Per Heimly is the new spokesperson
for Wella Shampoo

Signy came dressed to the teeth
and looked like a million bucks!

Whats-his-face and his daughter - sorry: girlfriend!
Another contender for the Mr. Midlife Crisis Awards.

Oh. Dear. God.
Floral... Not. For. You.

I'm tall. He's short.
But we match, so it's ok.
He likes to wear my heels around the house.
I let him.

sigh

If you're older than 24 months and wearing this shit,
you might as well just put on a diaper.
Then I'd respect you!