now, who's the furry little lady
with the cameltoe?
seems someone left the house
more than a little confused yesterday evening...
lay off the pills, mr!!
"honey, i am so proud of you
for wearing my curtains."
He's not the cowardly lion, that's for sure.
I'm all for letting your kids dress themselves,
it makes the world "funner",
but what's with the penis handbag??
"my arms fell asleep on the way over here"
"I think I just had a small stroke"