11/30/10

men who look like lesbians pt. 1

and you will have me believe that this
is being bombarded with offers from women?
Is the the tooth jewelry? The golden locks?
what's happening with the world!?

It doesn't suit you

"what doesn't?", you might say.
But the answer is simple: "Anything."
Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
Pudderkvastrabagast is just a drab affair.
Never have I been so bored in my life.
I think I'll just go home and pull out my fingernails instead.
I suggest you do the same.