Merry Christmas, bitches!

it's wintertime!

our favorite man in tights is out and about again...
And posing for us - what a treat!!

nobel gala dinner

WHOOOOOA!!!

Hello, Boobies!! Love it!

it's a miracle she got to the party
after nearly being chocked to death...

oy vey, check out the magical sheer detailing in her dress.
methinks Pia Haraldsen may have had something to do with this...

oooh, the grim reality of Norway's politicians:
wipe the grin off your face, missy - you really should be weeping.

nope...you still look like shite.
Just in a tight dress.

Pics: Glenn Svendsen/STELLA PICTURES

planecrash ahoi

I most likely would've refused her to check in for the flight.
Then again, she's in line for Ryan Air...