workin' it

people who work out rock!

no wire hangers!

ol' crazy eyes is looking more and more like Faye Dunaway, non?

(It could have been flattering

had I not been talking about the Faye of today...)

TV2 launch

you go, girl! 

you go far, far away...

TSH's Armani rip-off 

made this weather-girl look like an oversized

polkagris.

the nymph

sometimes, when going for a swim,

you might want to consider going commando...

just a thought.

balloon mood

the plaid suit? again?? really???

but good choice bringing

a helium ballon as you date!

some reality gurrl

 I love that even in Norway you find white trash.

in spandex, lace and artsy fingernails.

some people should have a cock in their mouths

at all times.

(yes, of course I meant the bird!)

yaaawn...

yeah, yeah yeah - we get it:

you're just sooo cuhraaazy!

we love psigny

we love her and her recyclables.

this must be one of her absolute favorite garments.

suitable for every occation,

worn to every event.

now, this is just fun!

not afraid to experiment with colors and styles,

she went all out with this ensemble!

at the moods of norway show,

psigny went for frills!

Stop it, girlfriend - you're killing us with your glamour!

and at the opening, she was an absolute dream.

we could lose ourselves in that azure bosom of hers.

(sadly, that place is taken - she enjoys the chocolate love)

Love the Marc J. shoes - from quite a few seasons back...

coco reborn!

according to our fashion forward expert,

tyre salesman tommy sharif, 

pizzaface jenny skavlan is the new coco chanel.

wow, what a compliment!

and coming from this snappy dresser, it must be true! 

(or, he could just be horny)

here she is: always a class act.

not much to say, really.

the model on top says it all, poor sap.

Oslo Fashion Week

perhaps choosing clothes to minimize

the great garlic head would be good?

...or just come as a (re)tired drag queen.

someone seem to have lost it...

and no, I'm not talking weight.

petter stordalen should rejoice!

another contender for the title

"mr. midlife crisis" appeared during OFW.

pippi

you'd better turn around and tell me you're a ninja or something,

'cause this ain't a good look for you, mista sista...

perhaps...

...this is a sign that heels aren't quite your thing..?

oslo live

I'm sorry, but no.

what did you think?

...that you'd be safe wearing underwear in your own home??

(click to enlarge)

dis(s)

aulie the "artist" displaying her new thing: bodypaint

international man of style and decadence: aune sand

(yes, those are champagne"glasses")

holy comb over!

might be time for a shave, mr...

game night

dressed for success (in yahtzee) at oslo mekaniske

marthe's vintage sham

as if she's off to London on treasure hunts...

you could either buy the stuff overpriced at Koma,

or just get your ass over to Grünerløkka

and Velouria Vintage

where she gets the good stuff.

(by the way, who made the horrible sign??)

animalady

pull it up, pull it tight.   run like a gazelle.

psst!

bikini season's so close you can smell it,

so time to lose those bingo wings

and do some serious weight lifting!