Gullruten 2009

at the after party,
she got tangled up in the bathroom doorhandle
and unfortunately got strangled to death.

isn't it funny
how the vulgarity seems to be growing
at the same rate as her belly?

guri: enough with the legs! we've all seen your..
and wouldn't you say
this is the face of a man who just got laid?
By someone half his age?
(we can't wait for the kiss-and-tell article)

at home, I just dip her in water
and slide her around the floor.
It's clean in no time!
I love multi-use dresses.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous5:58 PM GMT+1

    Backstage på norske talenter i fjor foreslo Sturla til et jentekor at de skulle ta på han i skrittet, og gjerne invitere han på nachspiel med de etterpå. Han vart ikke invitert med gitt.