pippi

you'd better turn around and tell me you're a ninja or something,

'cause this ain't a good look for you, mista sista...

perhaps...

...this is a sign that heels aren't quite your thing..?

oslo live

I'm sorry, but no.

what did you think?

...that you'd be safe wearing underwear in your own home??

(click to enlarge)

dis(s)

aulie the "artist" displaying her new thing: bodypaint

international man of style and decadence: aune sand

(yes, those are champagne"glasses")

holy comb over!

might be time for a shave, mr...

game night

dressed for success (in yahtzee) at oslo mekaniske

marthe's vintage sham

as if she's off to London on treasure hunts...

you could either buy the stuff overpriced at Koma,

or just get your ass over to Grünerløkka

and Velouria Vintage

where she gets the good stuff.

(by the way, who made the horrible sign??)

animalady

pull it up, pull it tight.   run like a gazelle.

psst!

bikini season's so close you can smell it,

so time to lose those bingo wings

and do some serious weight lifting!

the body

today I want to educate my surroundings.

I will put on my skeleton t-shirt.

It goes so well with my purse.

more petter

for the farris opening, petter had his kimono altered

the two lovely twins were there, too

the one to the right is three minutes older than her sister.

petter's gladiolas

are. you. fucking. serious. shorty?

nice potatosack.
goes well with the sneakers.
moron.


some people you just know
would've been killed off in the first fight...

Gullruten 2009

at the after party,

she got tangled up in the bathroom doorhandle

and unfortunately got strangled to death.

isn't it funny

how the vulgarity seems to be growing

at the same rate as her belly?

guri: enough with the legs! we've all seen your..
and wouldn't you say
this is the face of a man who just got laid?

By someone half his age?

(we can't wait for the kiss-and-tell article)

at home, I just dip her in water

and slide her around the floor.

It's clean in no time!

I love multi-use dresses.

D'oh(rte)

yeah...what to do with chiffon leftovers?

We'll give her a Quasimodo makeover!

this is just wrong - on so many levels.

loving the camel toe.

love spring!

remember when it was really cold?

...her chihuahuas sure don't...

...one month later

so, after a short stint in rehab (so glamorous, I know!!)

I'm back...

Remember, rehab is for quitters.

some magazine launch

unfortunately I was too drunk

to remember what magazine it was,

but I'm sure it's really really good...

after all, it was a launch party,

so some poor sap got to unwrap this

"OMG, ur rite! Grls dont go 4 the hair..."

living art

nothing makes me happier

than seeing preppy people wearing art.

bad art.

and she had the balls to sign it, too!

bøtter flies

"time to wake opp, don no what to wear.

do my make opp, then I brush my hair.

you're the føs thing as I pain my nail"

you said it, missy - pain indeed!