4/11/10

woof!


this kinda speaks for itself, methinks...

window shopping


...I'm not quite sure how a suit would improve this look...

3/7/10

even more spellemann...

now, who's the furry little lady
with the cameltoe?

seems someone left the house
more than a little confused yesterday evening...
lay off the pills, mr!!

"honey, i am so proud of you
for wearing my curtains."
He's not the cowardly lion, that's for sure.

I'm all for letting your kids dress themselves,
it makes the world "funner",
but what's with the penis handbag??

"my arms fell asleep on the way over here"
or
"I think I just had a small stroke"

best dressed??

but I'm actually going to say something nice,
so hold on to your horses!

samsaya is always great,
and I love the Lydverket "tattoo"!
Help save the best thing on television here

bertine zetlitz in batlak & selvig:
no doubt the best dressed of the evening!



see...I can be nice, too.
(just don't get used to it)

3/6/10

yay - spellemann!

oh happy day,
the spellemann awards never fail to delight!


I'm completely convinced:
she's not making music anymore,
but pursuing her career as a dominatrix.


sadly, maya ended up looking like
the doll toilet roll holder in my grandma's bathroom


oh, lilyjets...
even matching outfits doesn't work for you.
looking forward to your next outing!

2/27/10

moods of norway

a show for rednecks and hillbillies...
I mean, Wig Wam!? Come on!!


stealing shamelessly from Thierry Mugler,
even a Emma Sjögren model lookalike,
yet lightyears away from being as stylish!


will we ever see a MoN show without the saaaaame plaid suits..?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oslo Fashion Week


thank god - it's over!
luckily I missed the whole drab affair this time,
so thanks to side2.no for pics...


did you forget your batons at home, girls..?


Tone Whatsherface
in a dress made from leftover material
from her lovah's custom made bed.



can someone please explain
just why Lilyjest keep getting an invite?
(at least it stops them from making muzak...)


wow! how'd you get out of the uniform jacket??


I'm laughing because I have ridiculous gloves on.


catwoman decided to make an appearance


I just love letha..
and yes, I let my pubes grow out - aren't they fab?

1/24/10

All dressed up


and busting out

12/1/09

I know


it's xmas, but this is ridiculous. Get a grip, elf!

10/31/09

grease is the word


one of the Pink Ladies, 2009 style.

10/11/09

aaaw, hairloss...

if the bandana gets any wider
you'll look like a 50's cleaning lady.
sometimes short is better...

9/23/09

lady in red


Ya, you got a whole lotta hotness goin' on, lady!

9/17/09

au naturel?? mon dieu!

Just because you're...

...stuck in Kongo like Tjostolv Moland and Joshua French...


...or got only 184 votes for your nationalist ass-party, 
like loser Øivind Heian,
these horrendous displays of hair growth
 simply cannot be justified.
(Jan Thomas: Fancy a trip to Kongo?)

9/11/09

pre election days

In these pre-election days,
it's only fitting to do a politician...
Siv Jensen is a politician.
(No, not a lesbian. Not when she's sober, anyway)
She's heavily into fashion
and brings out her femme side every now and then.

Please, if I were a lesbian 
- then what am I doing in a sausage factory?



making sure the deaf and hard of hearing will get the message



from her imaginary pregnancy stage 


It's totally like, who doesn't look good in pink! You know?
she kinda looks convincing as a girl in this pic!


"it's my dream to be on Dancing with the Stars
and I just adore Cher!"





"...then I just stick out my tongue and..."

9/8/09

hold it!

"should I go as a soldier from the civil war
or as a Rockette? I know, I'll combine the two! Fi-erce!"

9/6/09

da dawg

I'm smiling 'cause I have no underwear on.
or brains.

hi 5


"let's go for black, otherwise we'll look like complete ponces"

9/3/09

what the elf??

at fam irvolls show at OFW 
people were asked to come dressed inspired by sailors.
this was dog mira craig's getup. 
her excuse? "I misunderstood!"
some people are just too desperate for attention.
shame you can't see the wings on her back.
and lose the stoopid glasses - or get actual glasses in the frame...
i pity yo',  fool!

eat me

aulie in the other of her two dresses.
her career must be going well.
and would you really eat 
anything these two grease monkeys served up??

8/31/09

workin' it

people who work out rock!