After hours and hours
of planning, sowing and fitting,
they finally achieved the look they were after:
a cross between a hooker and a christmas present.
ready to do some high kicks.
Sadly, all the practice at home
had left her cross-eyed.
otherwise this would've been a disaster.
with a tablecloth from IKEA...when you're drunk.
while others had been taking fashion tips
from Aretha Franklin...
(That brain must be special
since you wrapped it...who's it for?)