costume awards

After hours and hours

of planning, sowing and fitting,

they finally achieved the look they were after:

a cross between a hooker and a christmas present.

pizzachick came dressed as a Rockette,

ready to do some high kicks.

Sadly, all the practice at home

had left her cross-eyed.

Good thing you had the cake on your head,

otherwise this would've been a disaster.

amazing the things you can do

with a tablecloth from IKEA...when you're drunk.

someone channeled Michael Jackson ("I'm Baaad!"),

while others had been taking fashion tips

from Aretha Franklin...

(That brain must be special

since you wrapped it...who's it for?)